when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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