What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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