More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Randomize
