ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The cops high fived after they tackled you
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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