Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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