gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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