Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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