Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jerry, you need to find god
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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