Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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