honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
