You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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