We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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