Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just high enough for therapy.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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