no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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