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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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