gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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