If i come over, it means nothing
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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