just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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