Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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