my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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