Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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