I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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