we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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