Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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