North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i've created a new STD.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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