He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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