so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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