is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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