I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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