What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Alive.
So much puke
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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