he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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