Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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