you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This beer is not sobering me up at all
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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