Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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