I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he fucked my hip out of place.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
