bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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