Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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