I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize
