You're so nebulous sometimes
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
