Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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