I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
