We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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