You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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