He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
