Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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