Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I need water and some morals
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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