Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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