Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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