how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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