at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
This baby is an asshole
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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