Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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