Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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